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A HAIKU...FOR MOMS

Fri Mar 6, 2009, 8:36 PM
  • Listening to: mom jeans...
  • Reading: what to expect when your wearing mom jeans
  • Watching: uh duh.
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: moonbeams
  • Drinking: a lot of alcohol.
MOm jeans Mom jeans mom
shake your jelly booty now
i do not menstruate.


thank you.

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  • Interests: i like eggs and tweezing my cat's whiskers and then eating them
  • Favourite movie: Harry Twat Her...its a good porno i rented
  • Favourite band or musician: Chemical Toilet
  • Favourite genre of music: anything but hip hop! YUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • Favourite artist: well, that would be me
  • Favourite poet or writer: moonbeams
  • Favourite photographer: Marjorie Stewart Baxter. her pictures remind me of sunshine dust
  • Favourite style of art: flavor blasted goldfish
  • Operating System: your moms twat
  • MP3 player of choice: godzilla was a lonely lizard. a very lonely lizard.
  • Shell of choice: stop asking the same question
  • Wallpaper of choice: (see skin)
  • Skin of choice: the kind that my lamp shades are made of
  • Favourite game: life sprinkled with just a hint of onion grease.
  • Favourite gaming platform: twister
  • Favourite cartoon character: freakazoid or eliza thornberry..its a tie
  • Personal Quote: I am as brave as a bee, I like when trees sing. and remember to always wipe front to back
  • Tools of the Trade: pistol, fried chicken wing, and a good clavical

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